1. The "Da Vinci Code." As William Shatner said to the freaks at the Trekkie Convention in a SNL skit, "What's the matter with you people? Its just a show!" Its just a novel and though Dan Brown believes its true we should bear in mind that 15% of the population thinks Elvis is still alive.
2. The Documentary Hypothesis. Our German freunds from the 19th Century figured everything out for us. Yes the Pentateuch is written by numerous contradictory factions. And these Teutonic geniuses were able discern exactly who and where they did their thing in the Torah. We should remember that these are also the folks who like to go on a hunt, shoot everything in sight, and then arrange these unfortunate creatures out by species and size to be gawked at.
3. The Roman Catholic Church. These days the Pope is lurking in the bushes outside every presbytery meeting. The way we label everything "Catholic" you would think Tetzel is hawking indulgences on the Home Shopping Network. The New Perspectives and the Federal Vision are somehow connected to Roman Catholicism...duh! So is the entire Western tradition since Constantine. We are so busy reacting to a 16th Century Roman Catholic Church that we can't even rejoice when progress on reformation like this occurs within her boundaries.
So to these things and others like them I say, "So what?" I would hope we had better things to do with our time then constantly telling the world what we are not. If we were doing what God called us to do, what we are would be readily apparent.